float like a jellyfish; sting like a goddamn jellyfish
is that so hard
musings from being trapped between very big mountains
shield by the amazing writers-cube.
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
It is because i wub you :3 <3333
I really like having friends where you say “I had a crummy day” and their response is “you probably need puppies. also sharks. also just really pretty lines that are all ziggity zag and here have some pretty lighting and obscure linguistics. that’ll fix it.”
It’s just so fucking nice to be so well known by another human person. <3